Witch’s Brew Keto Smoothie | Spooky Low-Carb Halloween Drink

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🧪 Witch’s Brew Keto Smoothie | Healthy & Spooky Halloween Drink

Want to serve something creepy and colorful this Halloween… without the sugar crash?
This Witch’s Brew Keto Smoothie is a magical green (or purple!) drink that’s not only festive, but also low-carb, nutrient-dense, and dairy-optional.

With ingredients like avocado, spinach, berries, and almond milk, it’s the perfect combination of creamy texture, healthy fats, and spooky flair.
Top it with a swirl of coconut cream or add a little dry ice for that bubbling potion effect!


🎃 Why You’ll Love This Keto Smoothie

  • Only 3–4g net carbs per serving

  • High in fiber, healthy fats, and antioxidants

  • Naturally gluten-free & dairy-free optional

  • Customizable color (green, purple, or black!)

  • Perfect for Halloween breakfast, snack, or drink table


🥤 Ingredients (Makes 2 servings)

Green Version (Classic Brew):

  • ½ ripe avocado

  • 1 cup fresh spinach

  • 1 cup unsweetened almond milk

  • ½ cup ice

  • 1 tbsp chia seeds

  • 2 tbsp erythritol or monk fruit sweetener (to taste)

  • ½ tsp vanilla extract

  • Optional: mint leaves or spirulina powder (for extra green color)

Purple Version (Dark Berry Brew):

  • ½ avocado

  • ½ cup frozen blueberries or blackberries

  • 1 tbsp flaxseed or chia

  • 1 cup unsweetened coconut milk

  • 1 tbsp lemon juice

  • A few drops of natural purple or black food coloring (optional)

Optional for “Potion Effect”:

  • Dry ice pellets (for visual bubbling only – do not consume!)

  • Coconut whipped cream or cinnamon “smoke” on top


👩‍🍳 Instructions

Step 1: Add Ingredients to Blender

Choose either green or purple recipe version.
Add all ingredients into a high-speed blender.

💡 Tip: Start with less sweetener and taste-test before blending more.


Step 2: Blend Smooth

Blend on high for 30–45 seconds until completely smooth and creamy.
If too thick, add a little more almond/coconut milk.
If too thin, add a few ice cubes or more avocado.


Step 3: Serve with Style

Pour into spooky glass jars, mini cauldrons, or potion bottles.
Top with whipped coconut cream, swirl in food coloring, or sprinkle chia “specks” for a magical texture.


Optional Effect – Dry Ice

If you’re entertaining guests, place a small chunk of dry ice into a serving bowl (not directly in the smoothie) and set your glass inside it to create a bubbling effect.

⚠️ Never consume dry ice directly. Use only for display/smoke effect!


⚖️ Nutrition Info (Per Serving)

Green Smoothie:

  • Net Carbs: 3g

  • Protein: 4g

  • Fat: 11g

  • Calories: ~150 kcal

Purple Smoothie:

  • Net Carbs: 4g

  • Protein: 3g

  • Fat: 10g

  • Calories: ~140 kcal

Low-carb, high-fat, rich in vitamins A, K, and antioxidants.


🕸️ When to Serve

  • Halloween breakfast or snack

  • Pre-trick-or-treating fuel

  • Healthy kids’ drink with a spooky twist

  • Party drink alternative to sugary punch

  • Post-dinner dessert drink (try freezing it as a “keto sorbet”)


🎨 Customization Ideas

  • Swap spinach for kale or matcha powder

  • Use coconut yogurt or Greek yogurt for added creaminess

  • Add activated charcoal for a black witch's brew version

  • Blend with crushed ice and serve in test tubes for fun shots



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